On a certain school, in a certain place...

Vehicles have the right-away. This means, cars do not stop; you stop.

Failure to follow such a mandate is not only harmful to your health, but you will also rack up

50 more demerits. (fyi 75d= no talking to girls or others with 75d; 100d= no leaving campus; 150d= pack your bags and go home)

If a girl hits you, do not go whining to anyone. You just got 25d for touching girl.

The president made an announcement that couples in various areas on campus were causing

people to gag because they sit there and stare at each other about 1" apart. So if you are one of these couples and someone comes by and gags, you need to extend the distance between you and you girl to 1'. Believe me some people will really make you gag.