Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Have yourself a psycho little Christmas!

Schizophrenia -Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder -We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Amnesia -I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic -Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Paranoid -Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder -Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..
Agoraphobia -I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
Autistic -Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock ...
Senile Dementia -Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe
Social Anxiety Disorder -Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

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