Sample Question

"A man goes to the woods he gets covered with ticks, bitten by fish and deer and cuts himself while killing them, swarmed under by mosquitoes, drinks bad goat milk, donkey kicked and run down by the cart, bitten by a flea covered rat that then dies, covered in chiggers, and last of all comes home with a terrible infestation of crotch louse; so what does he have? Sorry forgot to say that he shot his own leg and filled it with dirt just after eating from a can his grandmother put down 45 years ago and let a hiss of air out when he opened the can. What do you do while you treat him in the jungle with only your hands, chocolate agar, and optocin?" (Question courtesy of President Russell)

NONE of the following are TRUE, EXCEPT:

1) Only a and b
2) Only a, c, and d
3) Both b and d
4) Only f, g, and p
5) All/None of the above that are below

a) His grandmother is 83 years old and lives in New York.
b) Thelorrhagia is MOST LIKELY to be found in 1/213.
c) The bullet penetrated, posteriolaterally in right middle quadrant, in the EXACT following order: skin, plantar aponeurosis, flexor digitorum brevis, tendons of the flexor digitorum longus, and long plantar ligament- simultaneously creating a stellate pattern and blocking the reuptake of Ach from the peroneal nerve resulting in unilateral foot drop.
d) TV, CMV, EPV, ECGC, and JnK
e) Create a Haddon's matrix.
e) Call the acupuncturist.
f) Eat the chocolate agar.